Ink-Stained Scribe

Reading Fees for Agents? Hmm.


[Listen to Pendragon Variety Podcast's discussion on this topic HERE . ]

The recent twitter hubbub is all about an old argument: should agents charge reading fees for the manuscripts they receive? I learned about the debate from THIS ARTICLE on the Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America website, and followed it to THIS BLOG POST on the Wylie-Merrick Literary Agency blog. Very interesting.

I'm not going to give a long-winded explanation of the debate here, so if you're curious about what everyone is saying, go to the links above. Below, is simply my feeling on the matter of agents and novelists, and how they're paid.

I agree that agents deserve to be compensated fairly for the of work they do, but I also agree that it shouldn't be at the expense of the writer (read: novelist). After all, would you expect an actor to pay to take an audition? I have no brilliant ideas as to where that money might come from, as there is only so much room for unpaid interns in the slush pile, and with publishing companies terrified of yet another economic downturn, receiving higher advances for the same quality of work is about as unlikely as a V.C. Andrews novel being well-edited.

Yes, there are thousands of aspiring novelists who would do better trying their hand at trapeze than at writing, and one of the main functions/jobs of an agent is to separate the Barnum & Baileys from the Bantam. That part of the process, however, isn't reimbursed, and nor is the novelist’s hundreds of hours banging out a draft, or the several dozen trips to Kinko’s Fed Ex. It's the sale to the publisher, the commission from the advance and the royalties that reimburses the agent, and the advance and royalties themselves that pay the novelist. Therefore, agents must go through a long and laborious process WITH the author to polish a manuscript and sell it to a publisher, whereupon both writer and agent get paid. At least, that is how I understand it.

So, if Novelist and Agent go unpaid until The Sale, and The Sale does not occur, The Agent has lost money and time spent, and so has The Novelist. Agents receive, on average, 15% commission. That means The Agent must do the same work with roughly 6 novels to receive the same amount as The Novelist. The difficulty is in saying whether or not this amount of work is comparable to the time spent by one Novelist in writing, rewriting, and polishing the manuscript. In my opinion, it's impossible to know, since I believe it's impossible (not to mention an unhealthy waste of time) to attempt quantifying the creative process.

If you think about it, both The Agent and The Novelist are sitting in the same boat. If one were to wax metaphorical, one could say that The Novelist is the rower, and The Agent is the coxswain. The Novelist and The Agent may be sitting opposite on the issue of reimbursement, but without the coxswain’s careful direction and encouragement, the boat will drift aimlessly. Without the rower’s strength and perseverance, the boat would go nowhere at all. Without either one of these two people, the publication destination looks pretty hard to reach.*

So talking of unfairness in reimbursement is an issue I think The Novelist and The Agent have wrongly taken out on each other. The part I’m still unsure of: what to do about it, if anything at all.

*(If we want to extend the analogy, we could say that the Agent is the coxswain for a quad, or even an eight, and the Agent's four-to-eight Novelists are powering the boat towards the finish line. The Novelist must share the coxswain with other rowers, and therefore be respectful of the other rowers' right to the coxswain's attention, because the cox only get's 15% from each. That's kind of like keeping time with each other, respecting the rowers in front of you and behind you by staying with the pattern. Let's face it: a crew boat that carries fewer than four rowers DOESN'T HAVE A COXSWAIN; it's not worth the extra weight. Some rowers are great with that, but many like the security of diving into the physical rush of the sport without worrying to much about strategy and direction--they like the security of a coxswain. Okay. Seriously. /analogy)

Dumped - The Starbucks Break-Up Song




WARNING: This song contains strong language (read: f-bomb)



So here's the story. My friend Skrybbi got asked to Starbucks by a long-time friend who she knew liked her, because he wanted to tell her something "in person". Well, she knew what was coming. For years, she'd made it so they were never alone together, so there were always seats between them, and so she always had obligations on either side of their activities. You see, it had been a long friendship (now it's been about eight years; I know, he's the Russian sleeper agent of relationships) and she didn't want to see it go down the tubes just because he had a crush. The following song is a true story, with only very slight artistic license...



*AN* We know, the lypsynch is a bit off. Blame it on the fact that we have an inferior video editor that didn't like to play the audio and video at the same time. Otherwise, enjoy!!

(spoken) We've been friends for a long time
so when you told me you had something to say
I knew you were going to confess your love.
And I was just trying to think of a way to let you down gently

(sung)
Oooh, and then you said if this ain't going nowhere
Then you couldn't see me anymore, oh no...
And the other girls in Starbucks caught my eye and I was thinkin'
Oh, I've heard this speech before...

I just got dumped in starbucks
and I don't even want you
Dumped, how did this turn out so wrong?
Oh how could you reject something
I didn't even try to give you
DUMPED, this is my Starbucks break-up song. Oh, yeah...

Ooh, then the awkward silence falls, I shake my head
How could this be happenning to me?
I thought I was the one dealing the "It's not you it's me" form rejection
But then you said I pulled you by the string...

I just got dumped in starbucks
but I don't even like you.
Dumped, when I've pushed you away so long?
And how did I send mixed signals,
when I just tried to avoid you?
DUMPED, this is my Starbucks break-up song.

So I got into my silver car, and you knocked on the window
You said "What about a no strings kind of way..."
And if I broke your heart saying "Hell no, fuck off, you big asshole!"
Remember you're the one who dumped me over
a triple half-calf grande no foam skim milk two-pump sugar free vanilla latte! JERK.

I just got dumped in starbucks
so don't try to call up my roommate.
You know, I'm the only reason you got along.
Did you think the seats between us all
the time were coincidental?
DUMPED, you happy? Here's my break-up song.

DUMPED, this is my fucking break-up song.

DUMPED, this is my starbucks break-up song.





The best part of this? After asking if she wanted to do a no-strings attached kind of thing, he asked for a hug--A HUG--because "it might be the last time (they) see each other". Please.



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IT'S DONE!

After a full eight months of laboring, I have finally finished the rewrite of "The Mark of Flight". Huzzah! Rather than rewriting 50% percent of the story, I rewrote 90%. The scary part? It's 148,000 words.

148,000 words, in eight months, and most of that whilst keeping a full-time job. In terms of writing in general, I'm quite pleased. It may not be as impressive as some authors I know, but I feel like it's been a very fruitful experience for me.

As far as the novel itself, however, this is not so much "Huzzah!" as it is "Holy word-count, Batman!" I'm going to have to do some major cutting if I want to sell this puppy to anyone, especially if I'm going to try marketing it as YA. So, now it's time for the hardest part of the process--shoving the manuscript in a drawer for a few months to marinate. Then I can take a red pen to it and start cutting out some of its mammoth mass until it's a bit more market-friendly.

In the meantime, I'm going to work on a new project. It's not Book II (which is already half-way finished), because I feel like I need a break from the world of "The Markmasters Trilogy" for a while before I can dive back into it. The new project is a stand-alone fantasy novel, co-written with my best friend, Adryn! The plot is simple, and the story is already mostly worked out in our heads. I'm very excited, because I'm starting off with a much more definite plan this time, and I know for a fact that I can finish a book in less than a year. Because I'll be living with Adryn for most of the summer, I'm going to see how much of this I can write. Hopefully, it will be at least half-way finished before I head back to the states.

Curious about the next novel? Welcome to Valon, a kingdom of silk, spice, and commerce...

KING'S KEEPER

"When soldiers burned down her village six years before, Nassara swore to take revenge on the man who ordered the deaths of her family--the Sun King, young Lorien of Valon. But Nassara's suicidal assassination attempt goes horribly wrong when an upside-down map leads her to break into the palace's harem rather than the King’s menagerie, and she is mistaken for an (admittedly unconventional) concubine hopeful.


Seizing what she thinks is a perfect opportunity to get close to the king, Nassara is annoyed to find that the young king never visits the harem, much to the dismay of the flock of beautiful and frustrated virgins within. She is even more shocked to learn that the subjects of the kingdom don't hate the Machiavellian King Lorien as she does. In fact, no one in the castle will hear a word against the anti-social tyrant, despite his terrifying menagerie of large and deadly cats.


But when an accident at the harem leaves the Keeper of the Cats dead, Nassara's friend disfigured, and Nassara herself fending off a feline with a candelabrum, the King himself offers Nassara a position--as the new Keeper of Cats. In this frightening role, she sees the coldness of the young man who killed her family, but also witnesses the brutal fairness of a King who holds his power with an equal weight of justice. With no heirs, and a war on the distant horizon, Nassara must make a choice: to kill the man who murdered her family, or to reject everything she believes in and become the Keeper of the isolated, distant King she hates. "


I hope you guys are looking forward to reading it as much as we're looking forward to writing it!

ZOMG I'M ALIVE...and casting.

(Copied from MM3 Blog)

Hey all. I'm about 4 chapters from the end of my rewrite. (I have ceased calling it a revision, because it's not. It's a rewrite that cleverly disguised itself as a revision and waited patiently until I got close enough to see how big it's eyes were before devouring me down to my cute little wooden clogs. Le sigh.) That said, I have taken the leap and am now working only two to three days a week at my English teaching job, and doing five private lessons a week beyond that. This frees up a lot of time for me, and will hopefully allow me to get the rest of the work done that I need to do.

I am also hoping that it will fund my move to New York. Yes, that's right! For those who didn't know, I will be leaving Tokyo around the end of August and, after a brief stint in good ol' Carolinia del Norte, shall be packing up my bags yet again for another big city--New York. Technically, I'll be staying with family friends just north of NYC, shopping my book around and writing for grants to attend graduate school for Medieval Studies. Depending on how well the first one goes, the second one may come later than expected.

That said, I am hoping to finish my revision by the end of March. I have no excuse this time, as I am not as busy with work! There are some new themes emerging from the book, which are exciting and possibly extraneous, but I will let my beta readers be the judge of that. Which reminds me--beta readers are FABULOUS. I have a whole party's worth, and they miss nothing.
Thanks to one of them, I've found an agent who looks absolutely fabulous and whom I can't wait to query...once I finish the monster in my hard-drive!

That said, I have another piece of news for those not quite so intimately connected to Scribe-world. PENDRAGON VARIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pendragon Variety is the podcast that Mica and I dreamed up late last year, and which we've been working on for a few months now. Finally, we have a few episodes up and available on various websites, including our own: Pendragon Variety It's an Audio Literary Magazine for fiction, poetry, and round table discussion of all genres. Every week we run at least two original works, and talk about a theme that is relevant to literature or writing. I encourage everyone to listen and subscribe! Also, we want fanmail. Please write us fanmail.

Please?

*puppy eyes*

Not buying it? Okay. How about fame. We have 17 subscribers! If you send us fanmail, 17 subscribers will hear YOUR FANMAIL read out loud on our podcast. What a sweet deal!

Revision Update

Just sent out Chapter 7 today. It's the first chapter since two that isn't 100% rewritten, and therefore I'm not sure if I'm happy with it. Chapter 8 is basically done, except for a bit I need to rewrite at the beginning. After that, it's almost entirely finished until Chapter 12.

Thus far, what I have up to Chapter 12 is an alarming 62,000 words. Hopefully, I will be able to make the second 12 chapters more concise. I don't think that will be as much of a problem.

I've been reading a lot lately, at work. It's my way of filling the well while I can't really have the time to go out and do things. I just finished "Son of a Witch", which is the sequel to "Wicked".
I liked it, though not quite as well as "Wicked". I feel like it both tied up loose ends from the last story and created a few new ones. I also read the first in one of Tamora Pierce's trilogies, "Trickster's Choice" and was annoyed to find that it's a trilogy...and I don't have the second two books. Fail.

Anyway, the thought of being halfway done with editing (not to mention a revised chapter later in the book, from when I decided to get out of my funk by going backwards). Maybe with all the time off I've got at the end of the year, I can avoid eating natto.

I shall hope and endeavor.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

New Computer, New Podcast, New Revisions, New Program

I have a lot on my plate this November. Not only will I be turning a quarter of a century old, but I'm tentatively participating in NaNoWriMo to help me finish the rewrites I need, and three friends and I are also releasing a literary variety show podcast called "Pendragon Variety"

Finally, finally, finally, finally I have a new computer! My last one was about four years old, which I bought second hand at a store here in Japan. You know what that means? JAPANESE OS! Don't be impressed--there was very little on the screen I understood, and most of what I was able to accomplish using that computer was the product of trial and error. I don't even want to talk about the first time I got my computer stuck in Japanese and couldn't make it type English...(Thankfully, there's an easy-fix button for that. Apparently, this is enough of a problem even in Japan to necessitate an easy-fix button.)

But my new computer is a big, sleek, shiny thing that speaks English and shows me all kinds of wonderful new programs and features. I think I just met my future husband. I named him Merlin.

Revisions are WAY behind schedule, mostly because I've basically been rewriting rather than revising. The positive side to that is, I'm much happier with the beginning of the story, and the world feels much richer and more complex this time around, as do the characters. There aren't so many trite and unwieldy moments of blatant exhibition, and I do far less telling about my characters. I'm especially pleased with the first half of chapter five, where Bay is introduced. I think he comes across as far more conflicted and mature than he did in the original draft. And less like a child molester (thank you, Raven). Shiro is also a bit different. I wanted to make him even more distant in the first bit, so that his perspective, later on, is more shocking.

Currently, I'm writing chapter six. I know where I need to go, but it's proving difficult to go there for some reason. I already restarted the chapter once, and what I've got is fine, but it's not picking up any bulk, and it's not quite coming organically. Maybe that's just me whining, though, so I'm going to push on with it, and rewrite from a different angle if I have to.

Oh my God. Why did I say I'd have this done by New Years? I think that was awfully sanguine. I'll be lucky if I can finish writing all of the new scenes by that time. I guess I'd better get used to the idea of eating natto.

NEW PROGRAM. Oh my God, if you've never used Microsoft OneNote, you must be initiated into the organization tool of the gods. This is like an organizer's erotica. I can click anywhere on the page and write a note, keep things in separate tabs in a "notebook" and have different notebooks. I can make checklists that link to tasks in Microsoft Word and Outlook, or that I just keep for myself. I'm currently using it to track my revision and do an exercise I stole from Dr. Busonik: the "so what?"-test.

The "so what?"-test is something that helped me write A papers all throughout university, even when I started them the night before. You make a point, and then you ask yourself, "so what?" You then answer that question and use those answers as your support or defense of what you said. Having worked in my Uni's writing center, I found that one of the biggest issues (besides a general lack of grammar and syntax and ENGLISH) was that students didn't tend to explain the importance or significance of the points they wrote, but expected the readers to make the connection on their own.

Back to the point. I'm using OneNote to map out my novel and write out short synopses of the chapters, and on the right side of the page, I'm writing a bulleted list that shows what is accomplished in the story in that chapter. In a sense, that bulleted list is that chapter's "so what?"-test. Arianna does this. "So what?" It accomplishes this in the story.

This is horribly convenient. "Horribly" because I'm not sure whether it's the greatest tool on the face of the planet for organizing, brainstorming, and planning, or whether it's the second greatest tool on the face of the planet for wasting time. The first, World of Warcraft, doesn't apply to me...though I suppose I could substitute that with the internet in general.

See you folks later.
Scribe

Revision News

I've decided on a bit of a revision schedule for myself, just to make sure I keep things going and get it all finished by New Years. This month (what's left of it), I hope to rewrite through chapter five. If I can at least get the gist of five rewritten, I'll be happy. That will conclude the major REWRITE parts, though I will be changing the POV of some scenes later on, and I'll also be adding some new scenes. Overall, though, the actual rewriting should be done after chapter five.

Here's the plan at the moment.

September
1-5
October
6-10
November
11-17
December
18-end
January 1st
Print out new copy

Well, at the moment I'm working on the beginning of chapter four. If I can just have a few solid days of writing, I think I can knock it out and get at least a good start on chapter five before October begins.

Putting a deadline on myself is really working well, I think. It's forcing me to work when I sometimes don't want to. At least it means I'm getting something new on the page, and overall, I think the new stuff is a lot better. I've gotten some good comments from my beta-readers.

I'm very much enjoying how much more manipulative I'm making a certain character (and at least one of my beta readers totally likes him), and how Arianna is becoming much more like a real fourteen-year-old spoiled princess. Also, I'm enjoying letting Rizellen's eccentricities take hold of me and write themselves--it's so much more developed now that I feel like I can do it with confidence and not have too much more to change by the end of the book.

Symptoms and Rewrites and Punishments, oh My!



So, I have been developing flu-like symptoms the past week including a sore throat, runny\stuffy nose, sneezing, sore muscles, a cough, and headaches. Luckily, there has been no fever and therefore I am deducing that I do not have the flu. I am, however, going to see a doctor this morning just to make sure.

As for rewriting...been a bit lazy this week. I have about eight pages of chapter three written...and I'm trying to figure out where to go with it. I think I have enough at the castle and I want to get Arianna out on the road. She has a first lesson with Tashda (almost finished) and I'm going to write a season-transition and then use the old chapter scene where Tashda tells her to run away.

I'm about to get a whole lot less lazy.

Why?

Ive just made a deal with Krista a la vlogbrothers. If I don't finish my rewrite by New Years, I have to eat...


those. In case you're wondering what the hell they are, the first one is called "natto", which is fermented soybeans, complete with slimy rotted coating, which stretches and stretches and never really breaks off. The stench of this food alone is enough to induce gagging. The latter is "uni", or sea urchin. The disgusting thing about this is not the fact that it's sea urchin, but the particular part of the sea urching which is consumed. If you guessed reproductive organs, you guessed right.

Oh my God. I am so finishing this rewrite by New Years.

If I don't finish the rewrite, I have to eat one of each of those things ON VIDEO.

In other news, thank you, thank you, thank you to Krista, who has found FOUR of the books on my list and, in return for a few foodish items from Japan, is sending them to me! The list is now thus:

1. An Abundance of Katherine's (By John Green)
2. Looking for Alaska (also by John Green)
3. The Goose Girl (by Shannon Hale)
4. Infinite Jest (by the late David Foster Wallace)
5. American Gods (by Neil Gaiman)
6. Austenland (also by Shannon Hale)
7. Paper Towns (also by John Green)
8. 13 Little Blue Envelopes (by Maureen Johnson)
9. A Knot in the Grain (by Robin McKinley)
10. Let it Snow (by John Green)

Cool bit? She found them all online for UNDER A DOLLAR EACH! Krista--you are the thrift queen.

Books, Books, Books

Maybe it's all the editing and writing, but I've recently been slammed with the desire to read. I'm almost finished with one of the two books I brought back from England, and I don't think the secone will take me very long. There are a couple (read: ten) of books I'm dying to read:

1. An Abundance of Katherine's (By John Green)
2. Looking for Alaska (also by John Green)
3. The Goose Girl (by Shannon Hale)
4. Infinite Jest (by the late David Foster Wallace)
5. American Gods (by Neil Gaiman)
6. Austenland (also by Shannon Hale)
7. Paper Towns (also by John Green)
8. 13 Little Blue Envelopes (by Maureen Johnson)
9. A Knot in the Grain (by Robin McKinley)
10. Let it Snow (by John Green, Maureen Johnson, and Lauren Myracle (love her name!))

...just in case anyone needed hints for my birthday or X-mas. Haha. Some way or another, I plan to acqurie these books.

In other news, my friend just gave me a blue Kitson bag...whoa...