Ink-Stained Scribe

Made in Japan

Boy # 1: Turned out to be a Host (a sort of Japanese...companion, shall we say.)
Boy # 2: Friend tried to set me up with him--he was hot...and dating the fourth party.
Boy # 3: 17-year-old Starbucks patron with acne and a cold. Sent me the following text:

"...And Some time, Could you teach me how to make love??"

That is all.

I sure as hell hope the fourth time's a charm.